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This is the Puccino's Worldwide store. Small isn't it. If you fancy anything then send a cheque or postal order made out to Puccino's Worldwide Ltd to: Puccino's Worldwide Limited, Regional Offices, 120 Bridge Road, Chertsey, KT16 8LA stating quantity, colour (brown or white sugar), or lamp shade colour (red, purple or orange).

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China

'They look like granny cups' whined our founder Larry Puccino when he saw these, wiping his nose on a bit of old tissue and stuffing it up his sleeve. Doesn't he know grannies are back in? Call 0845 872 4699 for price.

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Lamps

Make your home less depressing with one of our Puccino's Worldwide branded lamp shades. With or without base.

Call 0845 872 4699 for price.

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Sugar

Amuse your no friends with our sugar sachets featuring classic lines such as 'Dispose of post-modern ironically and 'Use as very small pillow' . Tooth decay has never been so much fun. Boxes of 1,000 sachets. Call 0845 872 4699 for price.